Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Random Thought

Have you ever seen those shirts that say "No Blood For Oil"?

After the robot apocalypse, those are going to be terribly ironic.

24 Comments:

At 12:45 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

+1

 
At 1:28 AM, Blogger kaljtgg said...

+2

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger Just me said...

+5

... no! 3!

 
At 3:20 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

^ counting fail

< comment fail

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Dorian Mode said...

"Robot apocalypse".

Now that's just fun to say.

'Course, I have resolved to be kinder to my appliances.

/grovel
"But ... I was nice to my toaster!" < -sob- >

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger Mil'bereth said...

Jonathan Coulton has a song about that...

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Obviously Blake isn't a Monty Python fan.

Now, I may or may not know some details about said robotpocalypse..
(Hint: 2012)

 
At 6:57 AM, Blogger Kulaudo said...

Where are you, Dave?
I thought you would have had a field day with Blizzard's attempted Real ID and Forum combination. They practically handed you a huge joke.

 
At 7:06 AM, Blogger Blog Editor said...

It's gotta be a drag chasing all of the reds, blues and beasts to level 80.

In between all of the GM calls over greifing and harassment in campaign battle, he'll be lucky to gain a level per week, if that.

And then there's the whole skill-up issue. Pushing something from 250 to 300 is a heart-pounding experience when you're just able to solo a level 79 mob.

Yup, I expect Dave to be away a while. I certainly do.

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

well..with susan pregnant again...and the update...and work....and all the retards making more retarded gm calls...

(on behalf of all asurans i would like to apologize to GM dave for the dumbass pandies who still havent adapted to the ghetto server that is asura. PS: BRING A DAMN HELMET)

 
At 5:16 PM, Blogger tyranastrasz said...

For anyone who might happen to be interested (I know a lot of us read this who don't actually play it =p) FFXI Ultimate Collection is $5 on Steam at the moment.

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Pitifully Plain said...

I think Dave has gotten himself hopelessly lost in FFXIV Beta...

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger zero said...

I think its about time I took ole GM Dave off my bookmarks... his time has passed

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Nathan said...

I probably won't ever take [GM]Dave off my bookmarks. Real Life makes ghosts of us all from time to time, and I know that whenever he finds the time to come back and let us know how retarded some people are or that gil sellers are wastes of spaces (or Jormy stories...I miss Jormy) well, I know he'll try.

Here's to you, [GM]Dave. Enjoy RL and thanks for the stories so far. I'm in the process of my third read-through of the whole thing...yeah, I am either a) sad or b) completely love the laughs I have when I read this blog.

/ramble

 
At 11:03 AM, Blogger Duncan7 said...

Wouldn't it by ironic if the pause in posting here was because Dave had been posting on Goblin Smithy? Just checked and no luck. Dammit.

 
At 7:56 PM, Blogger JMcClure said...

After reading [GM]Dave's Final Fantasy XI blog i decided to reenter the online gaming world myself. About five minutes upon my arrival to the server I was asked if I had any cadava berries. This seemed reasonable as the other player may have just been too lazy to get them for himself, but then I discovered that he did not even know where to get them.

this guy is retarded.

So I check his level. He is level 19.

Words fail me.

I decided to help him out anyway seeing as I had nothing better to do. When we arrive at the cadava bush patch I stop expecting him to pick the berries.

No.

He does not pick them.

Player>> Why are we stopping?
Me>> Are you functionally retarded?
Player>>HEY!
Me>>Oh, I'm sorry.
Me>>I shouldn't have been so blunt about your disability.
Me>>Are you mentally challenged?
Player>>OOOH! You get the berries off of the bushes.
Me>>My God, your a genious!
Player>>*Runs to a redberry bush*
Me>>You are a moron.
Me>>I think you may have just discovered a new level of stupidity.
Player>>Thx 4 the help!
Me>>I think the English language just died a little on the inside.
Player>>What?
Me>> Never mind. Just get away from me before my IQ drops any lower.

[GM]Dave was right. The internet is full of retards.

I only wish I could have warped him to the King Black Dragons lair. I'm sure that dragon is getting hungry.

 
At 4:09 PM, Blogger alorian said...

Random Thought:
Maybe I should stop checking this blog.

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Harsisus said...

To those who say they'll stop checking the blog:

Tsh'yeaahhh... Okay then! You SAY you'll stop, but any bets you'll sneak a quick look in every few days just to see if you made the right choice!

He'll be back.

/trollface

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger alorian said...

If only you were wrong.... I know I'll be back. I already am.

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger nkelly1968 said...

I hope your able to find some time to check out Abyssea in between testing "the game that shall not be named" and taking care of your family. Cheers!

 
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